Summer camp for Canadian air cadets in Greenwood, Nova Scotia. There, walking on what patchy grass they have is roughly equivalent to high treason, and the prescience of a large asphalt Tarmac right next to the camp makes the temperature always seem about 20 degrees hotter than the devil's ass-crack. Place of extensive hedonism and lechery, and home to an apocalyptic number of enormous grasshoppers.
Greenwood CTC is home to beautiful women, gorgeous sunsets, and the biggest grass*hoppers this side of Missouri!
*Disclaimer- Grass as an entity does not, under normal circumstances, grow or exist in any form at Greenwood. However, "dirthoppers" is not a word.
*Disclaimer- Grass as an entity does not, under normal circumstances, grow or exist in any form at Greenwood. However, "dirthoppers" is not a word.
by Sergeant Chapstick July 28, 2018