3 foot green lexan water bong with a slide bowl (rip ~ 2001)

occasionally paired with the Liberty Bowl to extend bowl life

challenging hit for some, as it held too little water to provide chilly nice but a very useful tool for those who practiced with it often

also see: Malice Green Monster
"Green Monster?"
"Fuck that...Malice Green Monster!"
"duuuuud"
"pussy!"
"FINE...pack that shit up, asshole!"
by GAR February 5, 2004
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When fucking a chick with green hair from behind...you pull out and shoot your semen over her head while also playing the final out of the 2004 World Series saying Boston is the World Champs.
Tom: How did you date go last night Chris
Chris: It went awesome!! We went back to my place after dinner, and I gave her The Green Monster!
by IVIR Pay2Play May 17, 2021
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The best alcohol drink i have tasted to date....

Not cough syrup and mouthwash...ewww

Get a cooler...
(2) 2liter bottles of mt dew
(2) quarts (big can) of pinapple jucie
(8) packets of limon lime cool-aid
(1) 1/5 of everclear....

Mix well and enjoy... makes about 2 gallons
"I got drunk of green monster and shit green in my friends shoe...."
by Chris Gault January 20, 2006
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The wall in the left field of Boston's Fenway Park. The wall is about 25 feet tall and robs many a batter of a homerun, hence the monster. The walls are primarily green at Fenway, hence the "green".

It is also the nickname of the lame new mascot for the Red Sox. Don't get me wrong, they are my favorite baseball team, but Wally the Green Monster mascot guy in a suit sucks.
Ex 1: "Trot Nixon blasted a 2-out opposite field dinger over the GREEN MONSTER to put the sox on top in the bottom of the eighth..."
Ex 2: "Kids these days are getting screwed out of cool mascots. I guess Wally the Green Monster is cooler than the MSU Sparty..."
by Reppin617 July 8, 2004
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a homemade alcoholic beverage made from Scope mouthwash and NyQuil cough syrup
Green monster tastes like ass, but it gives you a quick buzz!
by Da Nastee One October 20, 2003
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Slang for an STD (sexually transmitted disease) . Anything that oozes out of your penis or vagina after an encounter with a person of questionable past relationships.
"I had sex with that girl from the bar last night"

"Hey man you might want to check for the green monster. Remember that girl Stacy?"

"O dear god, My penis is going to fall off."

Be safe Wear a condom
by The show a.k.a Gio March 6, 2008
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an inexpensive homemade alcoholic beverage, known for its foul taste; it is usually green in color because most people use mint-flavored mouthwash, but it can be any color
RECIPE:

1) empty an entire bottle of cough syrup into a half-full bottle of mouthwash
2) secure cap on mouthwash bottle & shake vigorously
3) drink
by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004
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