i heard all the green bay packers are gay. the bears are so much better. brett is so old and shitty. i hope he never retires
by Swedish Bob September 1, 2006
I sexual maneuver that involves putting a cheese stick into a woman's vagina and then eating it. Loosely inspired by the sexual escapades of a former president and his cigars.
Guy one : "What are you going as for Halloween?"
Guy two : "Green Bay Packer"
Guy one : "Green Bay Pack her? I hardly even know her"
Guy two : "You are a dick"
Guy one : "Ha ha ha ha"
Guy two : "Green Bay Packer"
Guy one : "Green Bay Pack her? I hardly even know her"
Guy two : "You are a dick"
Guy one : "Ha ha ha ha"
by finny001 November 2, 2010
The sex act in which the Green Bay 'resident' inflates a plastic bag over their body and proceeds to be urinated on by any number of partners playing 'mother nature.' The effect is the warm feeling that Midwesterners get by being in a greenhouse during a gentle summer shower.
by Rkel April 7, 2011
Better known by thier longtime moniker "The Green Bay Fudge Packers" and The "Ben Gay Fudge Packers", this group of bunghole busters focuses on offnding football fans mostly by existing, but also add to thier own humiliation by sullying the names of superb athletes {see former USM standout Brett Favre a man who secretly desires an orange and midnight blue outfit}. As a seciondary outlet this assembled bunch of cornhole cowboys attempts to play football with horribly miserable results.
Synonyms: The Dallas Galboys, The New Dork Yankers
Synonyms: The Dallas Galboys, The New Dork Yankers
by Tom Mabry September 1, 2007
An NFL team belonging to fat, drunken, cut throat, overly obnoxious and highly jealous fans who pride themselves on the false assumption they're better than the Chicago Bears and their fans. The Chicago Bears lead the all time series between the Packers/Bears 90-79 (The Bears have never trailed to the Packers). The Chicago Bears lead the NFL in all time wins as well - most people will say it's due to their length of time in the NFL, however most are ignorant of the fact that there are several teams who've been around just as long, yet fail to accomplish the same goal (The Green Bay assholes for one).
Notable mention is the 60 year starting QB for the Green Bay Packers Brett Favre, better known by his nickname as John Elway's bitch. His long standing definition is the ultimate drug addicted Barry Bonds of the NFL who would sooner drag his team down in pursuit of his own stats than let them have a chance to win. Fans are under the false assumption that he plays for them and will continue to believe he will not drop them like a bad habit once he finishes his conquest of records (which quarterback Peyton Manning will bust open in half the time).
Notable mention is the 60 year starting QB for the Green Bay Packers Brett Favre, better known by his nickname as John Elway's bitch. His long standing definition is the ultimate drug addicted Barry Bonds of the NFL who would sooner drag his team down in pursuit of his own stats than let them have a chance to win. Fans are under the false assumption that he plays for them and will continue to believe he will not drop them like a bad habit once he finishes his conquest of records (which quarterback Peyton Manning will bust open in half the time).
by Knotsea December 7, 2007
The "Green Bay Packers" are an American football team whose fans typically engage in revisionist history, drunken delusions and bizarre rituals of idolatry. Located in a largely ignored, economically desolate part of the state of Wisconsin, they provide a significant source of entertainment to the inebriate fans and their retarded offspring, sadly impaired by their parent's alchohol abuse. If you go to Wisconsin, you will find Packer fans who actually claim credit for several world titles before the creation of the league, or before the team name was even attached to Green Bay, or the state of Wisconsin, for that matter. They will not recall the 25- year period before 1992 when they made the league playoffs only twice, with a record of 1-2. They have also quickly forgotten that their star quarterback begged to be traded to the Minnesota Vikings before he was unceremoniously dumped by front office management on the troubled New York Jets. Wisconsin has the highest rates of alchoholism in the nation, and the highest concentration of Green Bay Packer fans as well. Coincidence? You decide...
An example of Packer fan hyperbole: "The Green Bay Packers have won 137 total titles" says the inebriate Packer fan, just before being placed in the Detox van.
by Furry Warmbath September 28, 2008
the most successful and greatest football team even the winner of 12 nfl championships, three os them being super bowl. wear yellow helments with a white G outlined with green. wear green jerseys and yellow pants
by nick leidigh August 3, 2007