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The Greasy Breakfast Link is a sexual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife's or girlfriend's vagina waking her up to a little morning surprise.
Jordon grabbed his tube of KY Warming Gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged knob. He then slipped it in his girlfrend Becky's tight meat glove and gave her a Greasy Breakfast Link.
by Hard Hitting Morning Wood June 24, 2009

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