A Ghetto-ass hot pocket from the store down the block. It's kept refrigerated and never frozen because fuck you, that's why. You want one or not?
Dude, either get the meat glove or don't. Shit or get off the pot. Either you want one or you don't.
by convincing john October 27, 2016
Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
A meat glove is a vulgar euphemism for a vagina. With penis often being called such things as meat, sausage, salami, the vagina is then the glove in which to catch said meat stick.
by Magarito September 27, 2017
by Jizzmo September 1, 2014