grazer

n. When you take a very sticky crap and it grazes your balls, leaving a brown streak.

Oh, man, did you hear about Frank?

No, what happened?

He was getting blow job from Becca then she threw up.

Really? Why?

Turns out he took a grazer not ten minutes earlier.

Man...

by LobsterSausage February 11, 2011

grazer

A female that is so fat it looks like a cow grazing the fields.

Holy shit look how fat that bitch is,what a grazer moooooooo.

by boss_bo_boss June 1, 2014

grazer

to have your privates completely shaven

wow....my grazer got rid of all my itching

by Kepian June 6, 2007

shit grazer

A person who is into scat i.e. sniffing and wallowing in shit, and possibly shit eating. The shit grazer particularly likes to get his dose of shit directly by eating and licking arse. See also Anilingus.

Dental hygienist to Dentist:
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?

by silkpouch September 5, 2007

jack grazer

A very hyper, outgoing person. This person has alot of friends and enjoys being the center of attention. has the personality of someone you either love or hate. There is no in between.

"Have you seen the new kid? He's so talkative!"
"I know right? He's such a jack grazer."

by Not jack Dylan grazer September 10, 2017

grass grazer

A vegetarian

Guy 1: Is Bethany a grass grazer?
Guy 2: Yeah, she hasn't eaten meat in years!

by vegetablist May 4, 2011

rim grazer

Pretty simple dunkshot of a amateur level. Dunker hasn't got a good flip, that's why his dunk barely graze the rim, in some cases it more looks like layup. More applyable to the beginning dunkers. Thanks.

My first rim grazer dunk.

by CAH9t.MOCKAJIb July 25, 2012