Grats Mobile 

1. A figurative vehicle one "rides on" after doing something "1337". This word is often preceded by the phrase "take a ride on (the)". "Grats Mobile" is also used frequently in a sarcastic manner to poke fun at someone who claims to have accomplished something great, but in actually has accomplished nothing noteworthy.


2. A vehicle that is so dilapidated and/or fugly that it is funny.

Noobhata: LOLZ i pwned that nublar!1! roflcakes!!11!!!1!

Pureownaged00d: Take a ride on the Grats Mobile,loser. That took no skill!

Grats Mobile by MattW August 27, 2005

gramsmobile 

A car that looks like something your grandmother drove, assuming similar tastes among all grandmothers. Sedan with a front hood so long it seemed that she couldn't see over the end of it. Seats with many degrees of electronic tilt controls. American-made, often Oldsmobile or Cadillac or Buick.

I didn't go to a fancy high school. The parking lot was full of gramsmobiles--old cars from our families that still ran but other than that, not much good could be said about them.

gramsmobile by Lee00 January 15, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012