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Verb - referring to, or the action of, being strangled by a ghost.
That spooky spirit just wrapped it's cold hands around Matt's neck and grangled him.
Grangle by I-Got-Grangled August 31, 2021

granularity 

Breaking down a process or system into smaller modules to make it more accessible/easier to comprehend.

On the other hand, it also mean over-complicating a simple process to the extent of being anal in the extreme.
Normal Bloke: Here you are Old Lady, let me help you across the road.

Old Lay: Thank you, young man!

Project manager: Now then Normal Bloke, we need more granularity here. Firstly, what road are you referring to? Next, is there any traffic on said road and if so, at what speed is it travelling? We also need to define the camber of the edges and the traction factor of the tarmac under the temperature of the day to ascertain the breaking distance of the road users in case of a Normal-Bloke-Old-Lady-slippage scenario. Next, we need...

Normal bloke: Fuck this, I'm off to Macdonalds.
granularity by flatster December 19, 2008

Grankley 

Adj. "GRANK-el-LEE" Grankley is used to describe someones appearance or demeanor. It means to look messed up so bad as to be below ones notice.
Jesus! Get a load of this Grankley fuck!
I feel Grankley today.
Grankley by UberSmoof October 25, 2009

Granbler 

A grandma or grandpa who loves to gamble.
Las Vegas is more fun than Laughlin because there aren't as many granblers!
Granbler by Knoc_Turnal October 20, 2015

Granklepuss

A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.
That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.

granulation

Used by corporate management, this describes the process of extracting data from an information system in order to specify particular elements of a simplified process for cost effectiveness purposes.

The term "granulation" was first recorded in the region which we know now as Belgium, from the well renowned Professor of applied Business Strategy and Nuclear Science Wim Van Den Berghen Pruden to define the descriptive relationship between business and nuclear weapons in 1947.
This data is over-granulated.
is your mother granulating?
Granulation on demand.