A pussy who thinks he knows everything, doesnt care about his friends, always talks about his penis ( starting to think he doesnt have one), has no respect for females, is a virgin for life
Grant speaks as if he know's what true pain is.
I heard Grant disowned that girl for being fat
He won't go camping because his mummy isn't there and its cold... What a pussy
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A complete faggot who loves to stick stuff up his butthole he spends all his money on extra large dildos. posts airsoft pictures all day like a complete queer. gets butthurt when someone makes fun of him, he cries because he knows that non one ever likes his jokes. and everyone always makes fun of him for being gay as fuck. son of lynn. complete mamas boy and bitches to his mother whenever he gets made fun of. he has hot sisters but is the only ugly sibling. he is a cock muncher who has a penis addiction he cant help but ask to see some guys dick. he also like to chike on exotic black dicks. he loves to be dominated and always wants to be dominated he espescially likes his nipples clamped.
Stop being such a grant.
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Grant is a generaly a large man with a very tiny penis and big man boobs. Grants normally like to have sex with big guys with the name of richard. theyalso like to wear hat's that have the bill folded to where both sides are touching. thier voice sounds like a mix of a retarded seal and a 70 year old man.
Person 1:Dude look over there it
Person 2:What is that thing?
Person 1:its a grant
Person 2: Eww *pukes*
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The eternal douchebag. A mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way. Archaically the word mome has also been used. The similar terms moron, imbecile, and cretin have all gained specialized meanings in modern times.
Dont be such a Grant, everyone will hate you.
by Chesirecat January 07, 2013

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an absolute douchebag, 2 faced - very easy to get on with but will turn on you in an instant and show you his other face. if you see a grant turn and run its for the best
"im just gonna cut in front of you in the cue at disneyland" an example of the dangers of a grant beware - you have been warned
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Grant means very nice to other girls when not with his friends, he wil try to show off and only make a fool of himself, he thinks it is cool to doss at school but will make it very far and be a very wealthy man , he is very stubborn and also very sensitive, he is very good in bed and has got a very nice penis, When Grants like girls/boys he or she doesnt tell them but always asks about who they like , although Grants are not very good looking
Omg i had sex with grant last night .. amazing

Grants being a total dickhead , probably because he is with his mates
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verb: The act of using an apparatus that spreads apart your anus, and putting caterpillars into said anus and squishing them. you then use the green goo from the caterpillars as lube for masturbating.
Woah, i granted last night...worst experience of my life.
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