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Granny Bra 

Also known as Flopper-Stopper, Sand Bag Sling, Boob Sling, or Potato Sack. Similar in origin to "Granny Panties". Bra which is strictly purchased and worn because of it's supportive nature, typically when the owner's breasts will rest on her belly or point to the floor without it. Every woman has at least 1 that is similar in her underwear drawer. It's white, un-padded, wide strapped, front or back closure with several hooks, with or without an underwire. Can not be classified as "lingerie" as it is strictly an undergarment or soft support with no attractive properties.
When she took her shirt off she was wearing a Granny Bra! That's false advertising!

Girl X: Are you gonna take Ben home tonight?
Girl Z: I definitely can't, it's laundry day.
Girl X: Oh no, Granny Panties?
Girl Z: And Granny Bra. FML
Granny Bra by WonderWoman80 October 16, 2010
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Grannybaseball 

Baseball blog focused on defending traditional baseball measures. Focused primarily on Minnesota Twins baseball team, including minor leagues.
Grannybaseball is located at grannybaseball.blogspot.com.
Grannybaseball by Grannybaseball December 22, 2008

Grannyball 

A form of baseball played by Beatrice Middleton and all the neighborhood kids. Often played in the street with her coaching. Grannyball is easy to play. After a run is scored the dogs come and move the bases further apart. Grannyball is most often played in the summer when the kids are out of school. You will love i! Beatrice Middleton told you! If you want a great game to play until fall grab your favorite granny and play Grannyball.
Beatrice: Hey Diego, Wilson, you two up for a game of Granyball? Its going to be fun.

Diego: What's Grannyball? I've never heard of it. Is it good to play?

Beatrice: Of course it is! Its great, I'll teach you! Its just like normal baseball, except played by a bunch of grannies. See?

Wilson: Dang, she's right. This is fun! She knows what she's doing. (He hits a ball) Sweet, homerun!

Beatrice: That's it. We'd better move the bases. (she whistles for the dogs) Come on in. (the dogs move the bases)

Diego: Wow! This game is fun. I'm gonna have to play it with my grandma. She would love it!

Beatrice: Hey, I'm your grandma. I'm both your grandmas. You love me like one! Grannyball is for everyone!

Wilson: You're right, Coach Beatrice, Grannyball rocks. It is the best game we've ever played.

Beatrice: Okay, now that the game's over, we need some exercise. Give me 50! Grannyball rocks! (they all drop to the ground and start doing push ups)
Grannyball by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011

grannybagg 

Someone who is gay often goes with men and denies it
Connor: Yeah Ben is a fuckin grannybagg

John: tell me about it the little gay boy
Ben: im not gay fucking imagine it
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026