Grand Canyon University

The private school where snobby rich kids from Scottsdale and Paradise Valley go so they don't have to associate with common Phoenix folk.

"Why is there a fleet of Porsches in the west valley? Oh wait. They're going to Grand Canyon University."

by PhoenixTruckster April 21, 2019

grand canyon university

Could very well be the worst on-campus University in the United States. It is the only university in the country that would accept anything that walks on two legs and has a pulse. People with sat scores in the 900's get accepted to this school. Also, it has a graduation rate of 29%.

It's business school and engineering school are unaccredited, yet the university was founded in 1949.

Everybody that goes here say they go to the best university in Arizona and they will get connections through Colangelo because that's what the business school is named after. I say again: they will accept almost anyone

Tyler: my girl just said she going to the worst school in the country

Me: Grand Canyon University?

by Tytsims November 22, 2017

grand canyon body

Referring to a thick girls body

"I like my girls to have a GCB, Grand Canyon Body."

"What does that mean?"

"I like them thickkkk as fuckkkkk!"

by mackdaddy206 May 29, 2017

Grand Canyon Tour

A sexual act which involves licking a woman from the top of her ass-crack all the way around to her belly-button, or vice versa.

Can be abbreviated as a GCT.

That girl is so hot!! I'd like to take her Grand Canyon Tour!!

Last night, I took a GCT with my girlfriend.

by Robert Harris May 1, 2004

GRAND CANYON

Wear you insert your dick into an obese person's fat crevaces.

I would do a grand canyon on that fat bitch

by TkevinM January 28, 2008

Grand Canyon Helicopter Tour

Slang for eating pussy while moving your tongue in a circular motion.

Fag #1: Dude I was giving girlfriend a good time last night! But she said I sucked?

Fag #2: Well did you give her the Grand Canyon Helicopter Tour?

Fag #1: Naw Man, I'll have to try that next time!

by IncorporealContributor May 28, 2013

Throwing a hotdog down the Grand Canyon

Like Throwing a hotdog down the hallway, but the vagina is much looser.

That prostitute had sex so much it was like throwing a hotdog down the grand canyon.

by agreensnowman August 18, 2014