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Grammar Mounty

The politest rank of the Grammar police, and the only acceptable one. Gently corrects your grammar by saying the proper terms in their sentence. Opposite of a Grammar Nazi
Short child: "I gots to go to school"
Grammar Nazi: "You fucking idiot, it's have*. This is why your dad left you, Timmy."
Grammar Police: "have*"
Grammar Mounty: "You don't have to go to school yet."

grammar mountie 

Someone who gently corrects your grammar.

Unlike a grammar nazi, who wishes to exterminate the errors in your ways (and possibly you along with them!), every grammar mountie is as calm and reassuring as their namesake, the beloved and gentle members of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Turns out that I am dating a grammar mountie! She doesn't even mention it when I misuse a word in a sentence, she'll just use that word appropriately later and then smootch me when I recognize her tactful lesson. We will have many, well adjusted children who will win local spelling bees.
grammar mountie by nothing exciting December 30, 2016

Mount Roskill Grammar 

Educates the coolest people in all New Zealand. The most famous school of Auckland.Hated by many rival school's as Roskill also has the hottest people out!Also known for their thugs,gangs and violence.DMS,2CEEZ,LAC,LLC,JDK,UFN,YG and more.Contains 80% of Auckland's hottest girls.Located in CENTRAL Auckland.
If Mount Roskill Grammar was a ghetto it'll be Compton, LA, California.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026