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graetzham 

It's hard to find a graetzham. But when you do find one, hold on to them because they are unique and amazing. They get easily annoyed, easily offended, and can come off as antisocial. But once you get to know them, you realize they are your listener, your secret keeper, and the best best friend you could ever have. He is often misunderstood and put down, but he knows exactly what he wants, and exactly what he needs. He's independent, capable, and just plain great.
"That guy is so quiet and antisocial!"
"He's just a graetzham, give him a chance."
graetzham by queenofthecymbals October 13, 2013
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graetz by aussiefeet October 28, 2020
the Graetz name is one of very special decent. the infamous matt graetz who was professional mountain bike rider and recent white card holder has changed to the path for many to come in this line of kids
Did you hear the story of Matt Graetz, he was sitting in a chair!!!
graetz by aussiefeet October 28, 2020

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026