It's hard to find a graetzham. But when you do find one, hold on to them because they are unique and amazing. They get easily annoyed, easily offended, and can come off as antisocial. But once you get to know them, you realize they are your listener, your secret keeper, and the best best friend you could ever have. He is often misunderstood and put down, but he knows exactly what he wants, and exactly what he needs. He's independent, capable, and just plain great.
"That guy is so quiet and antisocial!"
"He's just a graetzham, give him a chance."
the Graetz name is one of very special decent. the infamous matt graetz who was professional mountain bike rider and recent white card holder has changed to the path for many to come in this line of kids
Did you hear the story of Matt Graetz, he was sitting in a chair!!!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.