It'shard to find a graetzham. But when you do find one, hold on to them because they are unique and amazing. They get easily annoyed, easily offended, and can come off as antisocial. But once you get to know them, you realize they are your listener, your secret keeper, and the best best friend you could ever have. He is often misunderstood and put down, but he knows exactly what he wants, and exactly what he needs. He's independent, capable, and just plain great.
"That guy is so quiet and antisocial!"
"He'sjust a graetzham, give him a chance."
the Graetz name is one of very special decent. the infamous matt graetz who was professional mountain bike rider and recent white card holder has changed to the path for many to come in this line of kids
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'