Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.

A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.

by The Rusty Shack January 7, 2014

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Maggie L Walker Governor's School

AKA prison. A place where the students appear nice and thoughtful on the outside but are rich, spoiled, and have the souls of lemmings. You will be given so much homework that you haven't the time to do anything else. This is why the student body appears to be a hive mind. Any personality, unique traits, or hobbies outside of school sports they once had were sucked out of them. Heed this warning.

Dang, I've been going to Maggie L Walker Governor's School for so long now I've nearly forgotten who I am. I miss my friends.

by mysomedaynevercame May 14, 2023

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Governor Cuomo

He should have just let them impeach him and stayed defiant in office if he really wanted to stay in office. Trump is a clown and he still didn't resign, he didn't let anybody walk over him.

Governor Cuomo isn't a predator, he's just weak under pressure, now someone else has his job, thanks not just to others, but also to himself. He let other people get rid of him by not really taking a stand against anyone.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

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