You got me fucked up

An interjectional phrase denoting frustration due to a misunderstanding, assumption, claim or threat.

1. "Oh, you got me fucked up. I have never dated that man in my life."
2. "If you think I'm gonna let you leave my store without paying me, you got me fucked up."

3. "Yeah, you got me fucked up, bro. That's not a fair trade."

by princeoffacade January 18, 2022

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you got me fucked up

to misunderstand a person or situation.

friend:i thought you liked big girls so I brought her with me.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.

(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 5, 2004

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I ain't got a fucking clue

Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.

1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit

1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue

by L-S-D October 5, 2005

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I've got 50p, fuck you

When you only have 50p to pay for something.

Person: "How much is this?"

Person 2: "That's 2£ sir"

Person: "i've got 50p, fuck you" *leaves store with product*

Person 2: "that's not good my brudda!"

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