3 definitions by L-S-D

Top Definition
Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.
1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit

1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue
by L-S-D October 05, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
High pitched and highly irritating sound found on most electronic devices, phones, trucks reversing etc. Usually consists of a sine wave or triangular wave, clipped to make a short *beep*. Often used as a warning sound.
*beep beep beep beep beep*
"Huh what's that beepinaaaarrrrggghhh"
*SPLAT*
If your friggin mobile beeps once more mate then I am going to shove it into your *insert name for orifice*
by L-S-D September 07, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
To consume much drugs or alcohol. The act or intention of consumption of these things.
I am going to rort so much coke tonight
He rorted that spliff very quickly
Hold on I am just rorting a line
Here you go mate, rort that, should sort you out!
by L-S-D August 14, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug