Gossles

Glasses and Goggles combined, specifically worn for safety when operating heavy machinery under the influence of mind altering substances. Eg. cars, excavator, lights, fan switch, computer mouse.
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After taking an acid trip, when thinking about leaving the house make sure your gossles are on, they will help you in believing you can act normal whilst trying to disguise the fact you are fried!!

"Your aren't actually going outside in a state like that are you?
"Don't worry, I'll put my gossles on"

Gossles by Brejorgunky November 5, 2011

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glossles

those giant sunglasses that can pass as goggles, because they are so large and protective. They block wind out of the eyes. A combination of glasses and goggles.

Mary: Hey its really windy out but the sun is so bright!
Sheryl: Here! take my glossles!

glossles by Arklaraly January 31, 2006

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Gossles • glossles • Gossels • Wee-Gossle

Gossels

Unable to think clearly; confused or perplexed; to be befuddled.

“Man that movie really gosseled my mind!”

“It really gossels me that Trump became president of the US…twice.”

Gossels by Solace l January 23, 2025

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Wee-Gossle

A small amount of anything.

There's a Wee-Gossle of water in the bottle.

Your brain only takes a Wee-Gossle of space inside that big head of yours.

Wee-Gossle by TurgleMan July 2, 2021

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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