Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Gorfing

The sexual practice of inserting one's entire head into their partner's vagina or anus.

Gorfing can be a dangerous, but rewarding practice.

by ooklah July 17, 2009

gorf

gorf is a word created by technoblade, as said in his video titled “i like frogs” he states “is gorf a word? it will be a word, i will make it a word”

“Did you guys know, frog spelt backwards is gorf?”

by veellia December 6, 2020

gorf

A derogatory term for a citizen of the French-speaking province of Quebec.

As Quebecers are accepted to be "backwards frogs" in relation to their counterparts in France, frog backwards spells = gorf.

I got sloshed with a bunch of gorfs over in Gatineau the other night.

by GB August 26, 2004

Gorf

to make a mistake; to render damaged.

I gorfed up the paint job on my Chevelle when I sprayed Bleche-Wite on it.

by Jonny B. Gorfed October 20, 2003

Gorf

A strange green creature, thought to be created from a puddle of slime on a distant planet. Has yellow ears that resemble wings and wears read boxing gloves all the time. Starts and ends everthing it says with "Heh heh heh". Thought to be genderless, but this fact is still unproven. Although it appears not to need nourishment, it can eat almost anything, as it's stomach has black-hole-esque properties. Has the ability to glow and to fly via methane gas if it should eat something with highly radioactive properties. This creature is thought to be well over 300 years old. Is apparently very fond of cheese.

The dingo ate my baby. The Gorf ate my dingo.

by RJ May 28, 2004

Gorf

1. An exclamatory statement
2. Problematic Occurance
3. Substitute for any word you can't think of at the moment.
4. Introductory greeting between individuals aware of Gorf.

Past tense: Gorfed
Verb form: Gorfing

1.(Something crazy happens) - "Gorf!"
2.(I forgot about my final exam) - "Ah Gorf!"
3."Hey Dan I need that uh..the uh..GORF"
4.(person says while approaching another person) "GORF!!!"

by Daniel November 15, 2004