gordonstoun 

A school in northern Scotland that bangs on about having had a couple of royal toffs.

"Arn't you happy your not at Gordonstoun?"

gordonstoun by Gordonunit March 5, 2015

Gordonstoun 

A school in the north of Scotland, founded by kUrT hAhN that is known for bullying a royal prick and destroying some kids childhoods

Person 1: “What’s the best thing about Gordonstoun?”
Person 2: “Rustication.”

Gordonstoun by Kurthahn April 12, 2019

Jeff Gordons 

Rims that approx 24 inches in diameter.

Whilst looking at my new whip, T-bone complimented me on my jeff gordons.

Jeff Gordons by Fernando Valenzuela November 17, 2011

Gordonstoun 

A British boarding school full of toffs with sticks up their ass and a huge ego because a couple of royal cunts went there.

-Have you heard of that boarding school in Scotland, Gordonstoun?

-Yeah, it’s shit.

Gordonstoun by drowninabucket April 7, 2019

Gordons-border 

A unit of measurement defining the distance between the legs of a person suffering from Newtons-Berkineau disorder, an affectation of the ambulant limbs. Derived from the middle-english 'Gordynnes-border' the distance maintained between a healthy human being and a leprous dog-fiend under manorial-law.

"Shirley must be a good Gordons-border from Darren and she's still flashing her bacon rolls, the filthy trollop"

Gordons-border by Lord Beagle Fotherington-Smythe February 17, 2008

Gordonsexual 

When the only thing that you will engage in sexual activities with is Gordon Ramsay.

Person 1: I'm heterosexual.

Person 2: I'm homosexual.

Person 3: I'm bisexual.

Person 4: I'm gordonsexual.

Gordonsexual by Richard Cheney III July 13, 2017

flash gordons 

oxy moron of very tired ass sneakers. they are so old that the pieces of the shit are coming apart, primarily worn by the UGLIEST people

Flash !! Gordons, flying through the sky, flasy !! Gordons, sneakers in disguise,
then you proceed to laugh insanely

flash gordons by Incediblystylish April 24, 2005