Gordie Howe Sex Club

Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.

"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."

Gordie Howe Sex Club by Doc Irysch May 27, 2013

gordie howe hat trick 

term used in hockey when a player has a goal, an assist, and a fight, all in one game. named for the former great Gordie 'Mr. Hockey' Howe, who could score goals, but also liked to fight.

"Last night, Jarome Iginla scored one goal, set up another, and beat the piss out of Alexander Ovechkin."

"That's a Gordie Howe hat trick."

gordie howe hat trick by dbros December 29, 2006

gordie howe hat trick 

In ice hockey .....

a Gordie Howe Hat Trick is a variation on the hat-trick, wherein a player scores a goal, records an assist, and gets in a fight all in one game. It is named after Gordie Howe, well known for his skill at both scoring and fighting.

in a relationship .....

a Gordie Howe hat trick is getting into a fight with your significant other (usually provoked from her interrupting your sports game) , making up and then scoring a "goal" all in the space of televised sporting event

man, I scored my own " gordie Howe hat trick "while watching the HABS game last night

gordie howe hat trick by stickyhole November 18, 2013

Gordie Howe Hat Trick 

A term used to describe the great Howe's ideal game: a goal, an assist, and a fight.

That Mike is crazy. Last night he pulled off a Gordie Howe Hat Trick.

Gordie Howe Hat Trick by Jack Butler February 21, 2007

Gordie howe hat trick 

A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job

Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!

Gordie howe hat trick by Abbjmt May 23, 2021