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6.
1. The act in which a person screws something up, or to be a screw-up (being a "goose")
2. To be extremely drunk on the vodka brand "Grey Goose"
1. You: "Uh-oh, i forgot to give that woman her five dollars in change"

Me: "You goosed it, bud!"

2. You: "I drank so much last night that I don't remember anything"

Me: "You got really goosed on vodka and then passed out with that haggard ass chick.
by GooseMan March 26, 2013
 
8.
To "pull out" or "eject" rapidly during intercourse and ejaculate on your partners belly.
I totally mavericked her hole, ejected from the cockpit, and goosed on her belly!
by brainstorm85 April 20, 2011
 
9.
Goosed is old school slang for fucked, coming from the rhyming slang Goose and Duck, therefore to goose someone is to fuck them, if you've goosed someone then it's the passed tense 'Fucked'
I gave her a good plating then i goosed her
by sharking October 10, 2009
 
10.
The act of a dog putting their nose in your frontal crotch area.
1. That dog totally just goosed me! I feel so violated!
by xskwizmx March 28, 2010
 
11.
Frequently prefixed by "pure", as a substitute for "very".
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
by Eldritch August 29, 2003
 
12.
to have the mic taken out of u. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. to make fun of.
'youve been goosed'
'don't goose me'
'they are goosing him'
by seren black November 04, 2009
 
13.
to be extra excited about an upcoming event or action. A sense of utter excitment.
"I'm so 'goosed' up, I'm swimming in them" - Marshie from H*R.com

"The Stanley Cup Finals starts next Friday, I'm getting 'goosed' up!"

"I live for Portugal tomorrow. I'm so 'goosed' up!"
by Juleo April 17, 2004
 
14.
When a bird drops their "business" on an unsuspecting person.
Damn, that old man in the park just got goosed on.
by Gautam March 30, 2004