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gook scooters

1.shower shoes or flip-flops. (From VietNam military slang)
2.any Jap or other Asian built compact or sub-compact car
3.any "Ricky CrotchRocket" pseudo-racing type bike, also known as a "bugsickle".
1. "Don't go in the gym shower without your gook scooters or you'll get jungle rot!"
2. "Did you see the new gook scooter Suzy Creamcheese just bought? It's a stinkin' Toyota!"
3. Like a bug hitting a windshield, the last thing that went thru Ricky's mind when he hit the truck on his gook scooter was HIS ASS!
gook scooters by Grizzly IX September 1, 2006

Gook Shooter 

that one stray rifle your friend has in his garage.
person 1: "bro, is that your gook shooter?"
person 2: "hell yeah bro, took it out for a test this morning"
Gook Shooter by DAXUS September 8, 2016

Goopshoot 

I had a great time with the vegan last night, but now I can't stop leaking out of my goopshoot
Goopshoot by BShac June 9, 2016

Goopshoot 

The female genitalia, not to be confused with the male genitalia, the porksword.
Dude: "Hey, did you know tha..."
Dude2: "Yeah I know, you don't have to tell me. Girls have a goopshoot and we have a porksword. I took SexEd class."
Goopshoot by BigSchoolBoi February 6, 2019