The thirst for knowledge that renders an individual incapable of suppressing the urge to Google a particular topic. (ie. lyrics, definitions, scientific principles, trivia)
Person 1:"Hey, did you hear about that new game?"
Person 2:"Yeah, here's the screenshots link"
Person 1:"Holy crap dude, i've been looking for these all over...you're a beast of a googleologist!"
Google searches (which usually lead to Web MD) can convince you that ANYTHING is cancer. No matter how many other causes are listed the only one you will pay attention to are the terminal ones. If this sounds like you then you're a Googlochondriac.
"Nose Bleed? Google it! Crap, It's probably nasal cancer."