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Googlepeting 

When you and someone equally lame with the same name, compete at getting your name out there, specifically on Google.
Man, now every time I Google my name, this other fool with the same name pops up on the first 3 searches before mine. That f's up my internet cred by like 70%. This Googlepeting is kicking my ass.
Googlepeting by Alex Mott March 2, 2008

googlestun 

The ability to end any debate with technology
So you think you are right then? Time for a googlestun my friend
googlestun by SmurgleT June 3, 2016

googlestick 

Male Organ Between The Legs Above The Testicles That Plays Hide And Seek With A Womans Hoo-Hoo.
Hey Baby Can I Stick My Googlestick In Your Hoo-Hoo.
googlestick by Ethan Petty January 27, 2008

Gobblestein 

Alex Grapastan who gobbles the cock alllll dayyyyy lonnnnng
"Alright with the gobbling, Gobblestein"
Gobblestein by Mallory Puckslut January 21, 2009

googlestoimp 

Its like, you know, it defines itself.... i mean you just googlestoimp someone, ya know? ya feel me?
its the process of cunt-punting
"bro i just googlestoimped the fuck outta your mom" - Connor Lowry after googlestoimping my mother
googlestoimp by SugarTitsJones November 8, 2017

googlethink 

This is a symptom of corporate Sociopathy. Described as an extreme desire to control Information and use that control to ferment evil ends. For example: Using politically biased, socialist leaning Diversionary information to promote the demise of a Nation, the retributive attack and destruction of private Individual reputations who simply disagree and use their Right to express it, the advancement of a one world order without the Constitutionally protected Right to self governance. the advancement of false and/or misleading Information and the purposeful retention of factual, pertinent information. These misgivings and many, many more are written into googlethink A.I. algorithms.....and always executed, as human nature dictates, under the guise of something noble or just.
Wow! Every person in that building are sufferers of googlethink...they will form a super-pac and donate billions to many hand picked, corrupt, socialist, paid off corporate stooges seeking public office....while you and I go to jail if we give more than $5K...
googlethink by LiquidMSL October 26, 2020