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Garglesnarf 

Verb. When an individual in the act of giving head sneezes resulting in a snarfing noise and possible chomping of the penis.
"Last night she was giving me head when she garglesnarfed me!"
-"Dude I would hate to have my penis snarfed."
Garglesnarf by garglesnarf October 15, 2009

Googlesmart 

Any person who gets 99.9 percent of all info from their favorite search engine to look intellegent on talk/chat forums. Most people who are googlesmart tend to post on forums to look like a highly astounding person, but may not be.
Mechanic one: Man that GMracer350 shure knows his stuff about cars...
Mechanic two: Ha ha, that guy couldnt spin a wrench if he tried, he claims to know alot, but without his computer, hes Googlesmart.
Googlesmart by Tommy Jamison October 27, 2006

googlesnark 

A name given to a very special, or incredibly lovely, horse.
That is one googlesnark of a horse, right there!
googlesnark by Crine June 15, 2021

Googlesnapped 

Anything that was captured in a photo which can be viewed in Google Maps street view.
I looked up an address in Google Maps and recognized a friend of mine in the street view photo - he's been Googlesnapped.
Googlesnapped by evilclowncandy April 10, 2009

googlesnort 

Can you pass me the butter please? Sure there you go. Thank you. Your Welcome. Googlesnort
googlesnort by acidbeaver September 22, 2006

Googlesearch Fan 

A person who claims to like a band/artist/author etc... but infact can only name works, songs, band members etc... by searching for them on google.
"I was talking to Jimmy online last night about Pink Floyd. But i'm sure he doesn't actually like them, he's just a googlesearch fan"
Googlesearch Fan by NowImLost July 18, 2005