googlebaiter 

Someone who is stunned and amazed by anything that Google does, to the point where they will post it on G+ while masturbating.

1) Google changed the look of their front page slightly, so Jim the Googlebaiter decided to share it with his friends while jacking off.

2) Jim typed "answer to life the universe and everything" into Google, and saw the answer "42" and promptly ejaculated all over his Android phone.

googlebaiter by TheDebriefer January 20, 2012

Googlebated 

When you get suckered into googling random shit to prove a point.

My father in law Googlebated me by stating Native Americans couldn't grow beards.

Googlebated by Diabos January 30, 2016

googlebanger 

n. egregious internet clutterer

rachel is a googlebanger.

googlebanger by ruthiegirl January 1, 2008

googlebanger 

alienated pedestrian diddler.

jimmy is an egregious googlebanger.

googlebanger by rockyrachel August 12, 2007

googlebated 

When your are suckered in to Googling useless shit just to prove a point.

Native Americans can't grow beards! "Hold on let me Google that!" I've been googlebated.

googlebated by Diabos January 29, 2016

Googlebator 

n. person who ego surfs Google for their own name; form of mental masturbation involving search engines.

"Only his search engine knew his dirty secret: he was a habitual Googlebator".

Googlebator by Chandrasutra December 12, 2003

googlebanger 

egregious internet clutterer

jimmy gizmo is a googlebanger.

googlebanger by ruthiegirl December 27, 2007