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Google Worm 

Someone who uses Google to look up everything and/or to find anything and everything in order to learn.

They usually show off this knowledge to friends, family, and strangers making them seem like they know everything.
Guy 1: Did you know the phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law that stated you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Guy 2: Wow really? Where did you hear that?

Guy 1: Googled it :P

Guy 2: Wow man, I swear you're on Google all the time. You're such a Google worm
Google Worm by BenMiesterS April 9, 2011
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Google Worm 

When you recurringly remember a question about the world and that you should search the internet for the answer, but can't at that moment, then later forget to do so.
Similar to an ear worm.
Whenever I do the washing up I get an Google Worm about 'why the sky is blue?' but I never get around to looking it up
Google Worm by jpbtube July 19, 2022

Googleworthy 

Any person, place, thing or concept that has enough mention on the web to be cataloged by Google. Derrived from the term "spongeworthy" created by the Seinfeld TV sitcom.
"I always thought that guy didn't even know how to plug in a computer, but apparently a lot of things he wrote are Googleworthy."
Googleworthy by VikingLoki March 28, 2007

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016