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Social network beta that college kids perceive as hip and underground because of an air of exclusivity they impose on it in order to be hip and underground themselves. In actuality, Google+ is stale as of now and anyone can get an invite to the beta. It is the dull whiteness of its unpolished pages, its untried newness, and its inferiority to Facebook that summon and unite these easily aroused college students who would readily create a facade and live by it so long as it means they can root for some uprising small company piece of shit underdog self-projection in order to "make a difference," proving that they are individual snowflakes while forgetting that all snowflakes melt and that they are not yet true adults. Ironically, google is a public, mainstream corporation that should, according to collegekidphilosophy, be spat on for branching out, which is obviously a corrupt practice since it increases the income of the company -- Heavens forbid anyone makes a profit except for college kids who think they can graduate and make 80k out of college, overcoming debt with their fancy GPAs. The fact that when college students go to google.com they are forced to create a page on this social network, and, furthermore, that their pages are connected to google.com, eludes them as an instrument of deceit and oppression because they are all too busy smoking the Marijuana, listening to the dumbstep, discovering the Gräfenberg Spot, and making spreadsheets on Microsoft excel.
Used in a sentence: When Google+ is out of beta and is actually better than Facebook, which has to rely on third party Skype for its shitty video chat, the college kids will complain that it is too mainstream because it will actually be useful.

In conversation:

Ignorant college kid 1: I joined Google+ and deactivated my Facebook account, stick it to the Man! Facebook has no search engine!

Ignorant college kid 2: Zuckerberg is a sellout, he needs to stop adding new features to facebook. I hate public corporations with over 20,000 employees.
by zsylz July 10, 2011
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Another way for Google to take over the internet by making a social networking site aimed to take over Facebook the way it did to Myspace.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Google+?

Guy 2: Yeah man, it's totally gonna kill Facebook.
by Proepicgangstaswagga July 07, 2011
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A way for Google to fuck YouTube over and just constantly make it worst and impossible to comment on.
Guy1: hey what ever happened to that Dutchcommie guy who was looking at and commenting on that video every day?

Guy2: Google+ fucked with the comments section, so he could no-longer reply to his comment and continue the chain.

Guy1: oh that sucks!

Guy2: yeah! and he was on Day365 when they changed it!

Guy1: Fuck a Duck!!
by Edgarthe25th November 19, 2013
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The social networking website that will find any -ANY- way to create an account for you by making you click on the wrong button. If there's any other website where creating an account is easier, it is in all probability spam.
"Yesterday I was asked 3 times whether I wanted to be on Google+, twice on YouTube and even once on Gmail."
by Highollow August 31, 2013
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It's pretty sweet, actually.

It's Facebook + Twitter + Tumblr. (and maybe a few other things that I haven't figured out yet)

You have a news feed, you can just follow people, and it has a reblog-type thing that makes it easy for pointless and stupid but funny things to sweep the internet faster than they ever have before. You can also +1(like) all kinds of stuff.
(on Facebook) Me: Hey, anybody want a Google+ invite?

87 people like this.

Ok, I'm gonna need all your emails...
by Simian Infernus July 16, 2011
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Google+ is bad, the new comment system requires a Google+ account to be linked to your Youtube channel, comments don't appear chronologically and is completely disorganized and would confuse to person as they try to find their desired comment, even worse is the spam that bombarded the comment sections, people would create accounts to disguise themselves as Hitler, Jesus, Obama, etc. and now that ascii art is allowed, many of the people would spam swastika's and dicks all over the comment sections, many of them is about bob building an army that is against Google+, even worse is that the new comment system doesn't have a limit for characters, which means that when you click "expand this comment" it is very inconvenient and time consuming to collapse it sometimes, even worse is when you click it, the link directs you to a screamer or a virus making this site appear more dangerous than the Yungas Road, The video "meet the new youtube comments" has more dislikes the likes on the Ratio, and the fact that it claims "Youtube comments just got better" is a lie, The spam and the offensive comments makes it way worse and unsatisfying, the new changes drives many people to delete their Youtube accounts and migrate to Vimeo, The youtube co-founder "Jawed Karim" is also against this update, in his first youtube comment in 8 years, the comment says "why the fuck do I need a Google+ account to comment+".
by BetterSkatez November 29, 2013
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Google+ is a social networking site by Google. It was created sometime around when Youtube was sold to Google. When Youtube was sold to Google, all hell broke loose. Youtube became more and more worse and at least 75% of people that currently use Youtube would agree. Basically, Google is slowly turning Youtube into a social networking site, instead of an anonymous video sharing site.

Thanks to Google+, the following has happened:

- The comments section was completely revamped. (They're biggest mistake)
- Channel layouts are changed frequently, and nobody is happy about it.
- People are almost physically forced to link their Google account, and know there is no way to sign-up for Youtube without signing up for Google+
- Google now has a worse name, which is sad, knowing that it's the best search engine.

Thanks, Google+.
Google+ Team: "How about we completely change the layout of comments that have been the same since Youtubes launch!

Youtube User: "What the fuck"
by Spingebill November 30, 2013
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A shitty website that faggots use.
Hector: Wanna be in my circle on Google+?
Noah: Nah. I'm not a fag.
by SlutVista February 28, 2014
5 1