by sao;igjwse; December 23, 2012
by MC BallSac March 3, 2006
The act in which a male ejaculates in a females nose and the female proceeds to inhale the semen and cough it up as a loogie in the morning.
by Baby Dick 69 September 26, 2010
1: You get a sock (preferably a long soccer sock)
2: Take a large crap in the sock
3: Wet the sock down with fluids if it is not gooey
4: Swing the sock at someone
Note: If it works properly it should leave a large brown mark and make a splatter on the persons shirt
That is a Gooey Sanchez
2: Take a large crap in the sock
3: Wet the sock down with fluids if it is not gooey
4: Swing the sock at someone
Note: If it works properly it should leave a large brown mark and make a splatter on the persons shirt
That is a Gooey Sanchez
by Ryguy Whits (thanks to M.W.) September 26, 2004
And age old prank for when you wanna have fun with someone who has passed out. Get the plumpest egg you can find and insert it up the butthole of the person who has passed out. Keep applying pressure until the egg cracks, releasing egg yolk in or around the anus.
by 8 Ball Greaz February 9, 2008
Kris and Jeff tried the gooey duck on Saturday, it didn't go well. Jeff got stuck and they looked like two dogs stuck to each other.
by Hi5yoface February 14, 2019
The male mounts the female and ejaculates on a flat surface of the female's body. After ejaculation, he grabs a fly swatter and slaps the pool of semen, therefore causing a (gooey waffle).
Female: "Oh god give it to me! Give me the gooey waffle!"
Male: "Uhhhh here it comes, the GOOEY WAFFLE!!!!! (male ejaculates all over female's back and swats her with fly swatter)
Male: "Uhhhh here it comes, the GOOEY WAFFLE!!!!! (male ejaculates all over female's back and swats her with fly swatter)
by natelex February 15, 2009