The act of lifting your penis and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface (usually a shower door). Almost always combined with an attempt to get an unsuspecting victim to look at the display. The victim sees something shaped like a large clam (like a "geoduck" --pronounced gooey duck), hence the name)
1. Chaz just totally gave his fiance, Ann, the gooey duck. I wonder if she'll still marry him?
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!
by killer jr September 8, 2008
Kris and Jeff tried the gooey duck on Saturday, it didn't go well. Jeff got stuck and they looked like two dogs stuck to each other.
by Hi5yoface February 14, 2019
Seattle ho's run the beaches looking for gooey duck. Then squeese their clam digger's just to see how far it will squirt! wsu
by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006
by Tiffany January 6, 2004
The "Gooey Duck" is when you and your lady friend are having sex in a pool, hot tub, or any other body of water, and when you cum you pull out and put one of her legs on the side of the pool and jizz on it. That way, when she puts it back in the water, she swims weird because she is trying to get it all off, much in the way a duck would swim if it had something sticky stuck to it's leg.
Dray: I gave Nicole Peaslee a gooey duck when we had sweet HxC sex all night in the pool last night because she is hot and loves my naked body.
Haney: Okay. . .
Haney: Okay. . .
by smellybaptist June 25, 2007
by Mysticsayen January 7, 2005
by Guy Man Dude Bro November 13, 2020