good old boys

Tearm of endearment for a select group of southern boys and northern compatriots that display white foolishness by rowdy and ignorant behavior, while alluding to,and elevating their racist, allegedly great southern culture into something more than the losers of the Civil War.

Us good old boys got drunk and burned down the uppity Nigra's church.

by skribla66 September 19, 2006

good old gritter

A cigarette.

Cigarette->garette->grit->gritter!

YESSIR, its a good old gritter..mmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmm!

by Daniel Marovitch February 16, 2007

good old boy

A country boy, often confused with a redneck. Good old boys and rednecks both hate blacks, but good old boys will screw them anyway.

Your wife is safe with Harlan, he's a good old boy.

by edison April 2, 2006

Good Old Boy

A fella of the highest quality. A legend.

'Yeah, he's a good old boy.'

by GOBAknights July 18, 2005

good old boy

Prep school alumnus.

Lawrence's father is a real good old boy to the academy.

by ALEXfromExeter July 25, 2005

good old boy

Country slang a person uses when he initially comes off as amiable, but then progresses to attempting rape. If someone ever tells you to be a good old boy, just run! Once you're a good old boy...you can't go back.

(A guy in a cowboy hat walks up to a farmer boy)

Cowboy: Hey Jack, be a good old boy and come over to this barn here.

(The boy walks over to the barn)

Cowboy: So how your folks been doing?

Boy: Real good. Pa's just working on a car.

Cowboy: That's good...that's good. Why don't you be a good old boy and unzip my fly right here?

Boy: What?

Cowboy: Oh nothing...why don't you just be a good old boy and give me a blowjob?

Boy: I think I'm going to go...

(Cowboy holds the boy down)

Cowboy: BE A GOOD OLD BOY! WHY AREN'T YOU BEING A GOOD OLD BOY?

(Starts violently punching and sodomising the rape victim)

Boy: What the hell! Get off of me!

(Cowboy starts putting on lipstick and crying)

Cowboy: Tell me I'm beautiful!

Boy: What?

Cowboy: TELL I'M BEAUTIFUL DAMN IT!

Boy: Okay, you're beautiful

Cowboy: Do I look like a starfish to you?

Boy: What?

Cowboy (while thrusting): Good ol' boy! good ol' boy! gotta be a good ol' boy!

by SerpentineKronos July 24, 2009

good old-fashioned buttsex

Good, clean, all-American anal fun!

Come to my place. We can eat Cheetos while having some good old-fashioned buttsex!

by DudeManBro January 22, 2015