These are the
men of the legends. They are the source of the gum under counter, they are the reason that there is pee on the toilet seat. These are the ones that cut you off on the highway, the ones that ignore the
children in Africa, the ones who eat cereal without milk.(every day)
These are the
men of shadows. They come from the deep, moist crevices in the
Earth. Some say they are the cause of the war in the Middle East, some say they were the reason for bands like Creed and Nickelback. Some say they steal tables, steal money, and candy, but not virginities.
These are the
men of the bottom clan - they feed off of negativity and greed,
hate and selfishness, small penises and body odor. Their aura of hatred and shittiness is palpable, a sinking feeling that permeats the
skin and drills to the soul.
They must be stopped.
They must be killed.
They are the Goochmen.