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The sensation of something that is both squishy and gooey.
Adam: I just stepped on and empty plastic bag in a puddle of water!
Mel: What did that feel like ?
Adam: Very gooshey !
Gooshey by Sleepless_in_Surry August 18, 2013

Gooshenpotzle 

A word used to replace swear words and other offensive slang words during temporary fits of rage.
That Gooshenpotzle gave me an F on my test today!
When u get domed with no helmet.
Dude i got gooshed by that random fuck
Gooshed by Chr1s LooHAN! October 4, 2005
It's said when things are poked in the middle when they all soft and have the retarded squeaker inside them.
*pokes toy* "Gooshey"
Gooshey by Elckey April 6, 2009
That time of the month your wife or significant other has that ooye gooey gooshy creamy ovulation fluid in her panties!

To test if she truly is Gooshen, simply throw her panties on the wall and if it sticks she's ovulating.
Sandra was Gooshen so bad when her panties hit the floor it sounded like a wet rag hitting the shower floor!
Gooshen by Border_Jumper March 1, 2022
The smell that rushes out of a the cushion because a previous fart that someone left there.
Someone sits in a chair and farts and the smell is trapped. The next person that sits makes the smell goosh out leaving you to be the victim of a goosher.
goosher by swayzman_50 February 19, 2008