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Dutch gonker 

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
Related Words
Gonki gonkie gonkiepoo gonkified gonkillu Gonkin' gonking gonkish gonk Ganking

Gonk Droid 

Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. Lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a Gonk Droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. This was because to make the film Lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. The amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. The blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.
Me: I need to charge my phone.
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk
Gonk Droid by DEW ETT December 17, 2017
You must be a jawlineless virgin omegle youtuber
Gonzick by That Real nigga deshawn November 13, 2020
Gonism is a religion following the great lord Gon Freecs.
Followers of this religion tell each other "nay nay killua" to wish each other the best of luck in what ever.

Nay nay killua to you allπŸ˜”πŸ™
"Hey you should try and follow gonism. Also i heard you have an exam tomorrow, Nay nay killua!
gonism by Follower of Gonism. October 30, 2020
That guy at work really stuffed up so he will be gonski once the boss gets hold of him.
Gonski by Harsher Fustic September 10, 2016
A polite way to call someone a idiot
u absolute gonk
Gonk by shankedyshankerton January 26, 2019