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(adj.) extremely awkward, lanky, and/or funny. Derived from "gawky", but way better. May be used as a nickname (i.e. Gonks) or derogatory term.
"Gonks and Shneebs are so adorably awkward together."
"Yael is so gonky... just look at her argyle sweatervest!!"
by CANDYmeetVINTAGE May 25, 2009
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a term used when something or someone is funky different or weird. usually sound but not attractive. used when telling freinds there guy is un-hot.
girl 1:em.. hes really hot!
girl 2:no i think hes pretty gonky.
by lolly1991 May 27, 2008
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A male from the 90s who could be hot.. but is way too cliche eg: long "grunge" hair, tie-dye t-shirt.. you get the point
"That guys an effin hottie"
"Nah. Hes way too gonky for me"
by Charles Snapper September 10, 2005
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a irish bloke thats thick as shit.
el-thicko
by DJM August 24, 2003
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