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Denying to be productive at work but getting fully paid. Also one aspect of gonzing is actively refusing tasks from your supervisor although not being busy.
Marc is such a Gonzo. I see him gonzing all the time while his colleagues cover him up.
Gonzing by Gonzinowski February 25, 2019
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A down terrible virgin omegle youtuber who fails to get girls on younow which results in punching the air, and his white gaming chair being thrown and beat violently. Don't count on him, he can never be consistent enough to even text you back or stream on time
Audrie: Look at that big boy Gonzick, he can't even get his dick wet even on the bbw omegle tag
Gonzick by Vro Dom March 15, 2021

Gonzimus 

ARGHH IM SO GONZIMUS
Gonzimus by Scrooch January 2, 2019

Foxx Gonzi

Used to express anger or dismay against any form of authority or general mishap. This phrase came into existence when the price of petrol skyrocketed, and it is documented that approximately 47% of the entire population raised their hands to the heavens and yelled out 'FOXX GONZI!', to the extent that it registered at 2.1 on the Richter Scale.

This phrase is made up of the word 'Foxx', which loosely translates to 'Fuck', and 'Gonzi' referring to Lawrence Gonzi, Prime Minister of Malta.
'Ix-xita? Foxx Gonzi!' (It's raining? Fuck Gonzi!)

'Mhux qed iqumli? Foxx dak il-pufta Gonzi!' ('My dick's gone limp? Fuck that faggot Gonzi!')

'Mar id-dawl? Foxx l-izbub go halq Gonzi!' (The electricity's gone?? Fuck the many dicks in Prime Minister Lawrence Gonzi's mouth!')
Foxx Gonzi by Mario il-king September 14, 2011

Gonchingbockler 

The Gonchingbockler Is a very elongated suicidal crew member faced creature, that enjoys dribbling on inappropiate facists. It plays hockey with babies for a laugh and enjoys being a mothcat at half past goat. In it's spare time it acts like a question mark so people will like it, unfortunatly all sense of turnip is now wheelbarrows. When the Gonchingbockler dies everyone pokes it cos it's entertaining to poke dead stuff, closely related to the skinberry, the Gonchingbockler is called toby and is a retired skiing instructor when it finishes Reading the possum bag. If you ask it nicely it may do the crimple dance. Minge.
Person "Oh look a Gonchingbockler!"

Gonchingbockler "shut up, you're horrid"
___________

Person "Leave me alone toby"

Gonchingbockler "no"
Gonchingbockler by Vooble Jet October 15, 2009
a lonely horny man you does YouTube gets no views or pussy and only takes L’s.
Gonzick A man who who takes L’s
Gonzick by The fact god March 15, 2021