To stick you finger up you partners bum hole i.e ring while whispering my prescious in there ear or if the mood takes you making a wierd coughin noise like ccoollluuummm!!
Did you hear last night I shagged adam and surprised him by fingering his arse he was fine with that but not very happy when i coughed gollum in his eye!!!
by bigbazz mum lover September 11, 2009
the coolest CG character ever to be in any movie. also the coolest person ever in a movie, the coolest guy in LOTR, the books and the movie. i have a 36 inch talking cardboard stand up of him. it rules so much! ive basically memorized all his lines, and have even met andy serkis, the guy who played him. one of the coolest guys of all time.
gollum will kick your ass down to hobbiton
by Local LOTR Lover February 19, 2004
Noun.
1. n. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings'. See also Smeagol.
2. n. A person who is very keen for marriage, usually a woman.
3. v. To desire something intensly.
by matthew szwec November 10, 2007
by atarimae January 11, 2016
Don't think of it as a Lord of the rings character from the movie or books. Video game pedophila was nothing when it doesn't have a name. Until this year of 2023, Lord of the Rings: Gollum, developed by
Daedalic Entertainment. It was so fucking bad, Video pedophila loved every aspect of it, it finally found it's true purpose... to find it's name through a bad Lord of the rings game.
Daedalic Entertainment. It was so fucking bad, Video pedophila loved every aspect of it, it finally found it's true purpose... to find it's name through a bad Lord of the rings game.
Player: wow this gollum game sucks balls! Fuck!!!! I think Video game pedophila has a name now, motherfucker! It's name is Gollum! Motherfucking Gollum! Fuck you
Daedalic Entertainment!
Daedalic Entertainment!
by RavenTrooper August 8, 2023
Walking around hunched over. Saying "my precious" and hanging around dark locations like under bridges / in caves or alleys.
Retard: Did you hear about the new viral fad, batmanning?
BadAss: Batmanning is so 10 minutes ago. I'm golluming...my precious
BadAss: Batmanning is so 10 minutes ago. I'm golluming...my precious
by Tryingtogetfamous September 16, 2011
handsome and wonderful character of lord of the rings, he's got a capital importance in the movie. I just love him, he is the true hero of the film and he deserves better than pity!
by smeagol January 31, 2004