Gollum

The act of taking another's precious possessions and refusing to return them.

Steve: Have you seen my pornos bro?
Dan: Sorry buddy, I think Damon's gollumed them.

by apteryx April 5, 2013

gollumization

Having been gollumized;The process by which one is physically and mentally corrupted through possession of a ring.

My wife has gollumization: total control of "the precious" money.

by magnanimus October 11, 2011

Golluming

When one goes into a tizzy as a result of a great deal of frustration and is no longer able to control their words and bodily functions, almost like a seizure but not quite as severe. More like a mental break down. They start talking in a low deep voice (sounding much like the character Gollum from LOTR) to themselves trying to debate how they should handle the situation. A higher tendency in girls rather than boys, most golluming is due to a boy messing with a girls head.

ksjafhkdsjfh GOLLUM .

dude, shes golluming and i think its my fault

uh oh caits golluming again.

by friedicecream13 January 8, 2010

Gollum!

Cooler cousin of got 'em. Exclamed when complete ownage over someone/something is acheived. Said mostly by Nerds 4 Life but can be said by anyone.

'I take your monroe doctrine and raise you a nato'
'ooo...Gollum!'

by martimer/marv May 25, 2005

Gollum

Used as a insult to anyone who is under average height, with facial features resembling Lord of the Ring's character Gollum.

Karl: I wear a loincloth.

Karl: I am not a gollum.

All: Yes you are.

by ThePrecious January 25, 2010

Golluming

1. The sport or activity of being Gollum.

"I enjoy golluming in rivers at the weekend"
"I gave him such a golluming on Sunday that he couldn't comfortably sit down, raise his left arm or cough."

by skivemonkey January 17, 2014

Golluming

When a guy crouches over a girl so she can lick his asshole while he wanks off.

I was so embarrassed after golluming my girlfriend last night, came on her toes.

by Gollumqueen2023 July 5, 2023