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golden cowbell 

When you're pissing on a girls head and you smack your dick against her face while repeating the words " ding dong ding dong"
Last night while I was fucking your mom, she asked me to treat her like the filthy cow she is, so I grabbed her by the utters and gave her a golden cowbell!
golden cowbell by ReelDebt August 7, 2017

golden cowgirl

Whilst one's female lover mounts you in the standard Cowgirl position, she lets fly with a stream of golden urine to spice things up a bit. There is also a variant called the Fudge Brownie Cowgirl, best performed in the Reverse Cowgirl position for best visual effect.
I wasn't sure I loved her until she let loose with a Golden Cowgirl

GoldenCrown

-what's one of your fantasies g ?
- to receive a goldencrown
-dam you got taste bro
GoldenCrown by GlitchyDaGlitch September 3, 2022