Noun; A woman who is Fat, hairy, ugly as hell, and other wise unscrew-able. The Murf-Beast can meet all of the requirements, or just one, for just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is the murf-beast.
Though Kattie was a Huge murf-beast, she had an awesome out look on life, she had the love of her 10 cats and of the #4 super sized McDonald extra value meal.
by Super charger heaven August 4, 2010