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4.
1). Zueses dick
2). while pissing a man gets his dick sucked using piss as lube
1). the penis of the god Zues
2). -dude i gotta piss
-see if maria over there will give you a golden rod
by dr. prostate exam December 07, 2010
 
1.
It is what the greatest prn stars name is
Golden Rod is not affraid to stand next anyone in the bathroom, The few the proud the Golden Rod, Golden Rod strong, Hi have we met Im Golden Roc, Golden Rod can rock you like a hurrican
by Realitybatman November 21, 2008
 
2.
when someone gives you a blowjob when they have a mouth full of chewed up twinkie.
Suzie had just taken a bite of a twinkie, and when i pointed my finger at my pelvic region, she then promptly removed my pants and gave me a goldenrod.
by jdbuhbshcvdub May 21, 2011
 
3.
A middle management type in a sales organization who resides primarily outside the boundaries of responsibility and accountability.

His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP's daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "Chip" or "Skip."

His skillset is major ass kisser to people with money.

His method of operation is using his ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.

Indications: no tan lines (origination of word), goofy laugh, and you love him and you can't help it. His presence gets you laid even though you feel dirty for it.
Dude, have you seen Chip today? He was supposed to be on a conference call.

No dude, Goldenrod is caddying for John Daly in Thailand this week.
by nphilbro February 03, 2009
 
5.
Verb. As in "to goldenrod." To pose a series of nitpicky questions about someone's work product, requiring that trivial and inconsequential issues be resolved before the work product can be released. Often such questions are scrawled on goldenrod-colored sticky flags that are interspersed throughout the work product.
I just got my boss's comments back. I've been goldenrodded!
by Esmerelda Hortense March 01, 2007