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The Golden Pipe 

An ABSOLUTELY MAAAAARVELOUS INSTRUMENT of POWER and GENEROSITY! AFFIXED TO THE ONE TRUE LORD OF HORROR LAND!
HEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! I HAVE COMETH TO DELIVER THE GOLDEN PIPE. THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDENNNNNNNNNN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!!! MMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRVVVVVEEELLLLOUS!!!!!

The Golden Pipe 

when you pee in someones butthole
Hey bro, I gave Sharen the golden pipe last night-she was pissed.....get it???

Golden Pipeline 

A man, after getting his women to stick her ass up in the air, takes a nice well calculated piss in her asshole. In some special cases the man will continue to make mustard afterwords.
Billy had a long day at work and nothing would make him more happy than making a Golden Pipeline straight to the ass of the Vietnamese girl he just met. He wanted mustard too.
Golden Pipeline by Drpun May 20, 2009

Golden Pipe

When two men put the same metal straw in their urethras together and pee
Me and Anthony Leo ran a Golden Pipe yesterday
Golden Pipe by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

Golden State Pipeline 

Piss in a condom, stick it in the freezer, and use it as a dildo when fully frozen
Lee has a pee fetish but is sick of getting piss in his eyes so he had Sean use a golden state pipeline on him last night
Golden State Pipeline by Jason93088 December 19, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026