Golden Ham 

A real or fictitious golden trophy or medal depicting a large ham which is awarded every Sunday morning to that member of a fraternatiy (or other group of male friends) who fucked the fattest chick over the weekend.

Example 1: Did you see that cow that Jeff hooked up with on Friday night? Unless Mike pulls fat Sandy off waivers tonight, I don't see how Jeff doesn't pick up the Golden Ham this week.

Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.

Golden Ham by Stevo C. December 9, 2008

golden hamster

When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.

My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster

golden hamster by Locuk February 18, 2017

Golden Hammock Spoon 

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

Golden Hammock Spoon by MerMaker June 4, 2018

gildenhammer 

A gildenhammer is a thirsty nigga who cant take rejection and targets someone to drown out their sorrow

That guys ex is such a gildenhammer, cant leave him alone.

gildenhammer by W58 citizen March 9, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016