FAKE TAN AWWWW YEAH!!

(Theory)
It's been said that when one who has become "golden" they are now resistant/invincible to water. That H20 will run off there bodies as if nothing has touched them. In this case WATERPROOF!

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It's a proven fact that water will run off your skin. It's just how it is lol that's why you never see golden(tan) people wet!

This is true! The evidence dates wayyyyy back when Moses crosses the Red Sea with his followers and the sea SPLITS in two... NOW THEY WERE GOLDEN!

"I concur that your statement is true! Since from the beginning of time have golden people walked our earth....waterproof!" - (Theory Pronounced true by Famous Archeologist 1/2 Alien and 1/2 Human - Roseberry327)

Roseberry327 You are now GOLDEN ;)
by XxFATALITYxX951 & Roseberry327 August 25, 2011
Top Definition
Late night meeting with an older lady in the bar, being a little drunk, and having sex in the restroom making it a great night.

2 references to Golden - older lady and great night!
I met Kathy at mid night in Alibi after a couple of beers and the night became golden!
by Seabasszim August 24, 2011
A perfect amount of intoxication. Not too drunk, but not too sober. Just right.
Dude you've had way too much to drink!
What are you talking about? I'm golden!
by Butters champagne June 12, 2011
Complete, good to go, alright!
Once we get this test finished, we'll be golden.
by Damn Proud to be an American March 22, 2003
being at a state of drunkeness between tipsy and beyond f*ed up. Being at this state will allow you have the optimum level of awesomeness at the party.
*Two girls looking at another girl throwing up and almost passing out*

Girl 1- "Beth is way past being Golden."
by Mylanya November 07, 2010
being perfect, the best of the best.
I am golden at life.
by goldenbitches December 03, 2009
Adjective for a person who wears Magnum condoms.

Person has a large dick.
Hey girl, you know I'm Golden right?
by Sir Golden February 02, 2011
when something on your body is huge or ginormous.
Dude my cock is golden.
by jack me hoff please baby February 06, 2010
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