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Goitress 

Usually friends with the goiter, the goitress will be the stupid girl that doesn't realise the goiter thinks she's a dumb ass. The goiter will try to help the goitress but eventually gets to a stage where he will shift her off to her boyfriend. The Goitress is usually a receptionist and tells the Goiter of her vaginal disease. She has a nasty streak and will try to kill anyone that she doesn't like through text messaging. All contact to the Goitress should be avoided as she will turn you into a Goiter through too much contact.
"That Goitress came over again and diseased me" "Oh My God, that Goitress is so fucking stupid!!"
Goitress by brandycandy July 25, 2006
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Woman who is intellectually adaptable and equipped to handle any situation because she rose above all obstacles.
The senator is a godtress of her time in the House.
Godtress by Artemis Warrior April 12, 2021
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