An adaptation on the work gank. When you are in the process of ganking an object, you say the word "Goink" while doing so. Goink is usually used in a friendly manner when you are stealing something with the full knowledge but not permission of the owner.
"I'm going to take your pen" *Reach out hand and place it on pen.* "Goink!" *Take the pen.*
by Jen June 11, 2004
Top Definition
A person that's half Korean and half Chinese. The term comes from Gook (a derogatory term for Koreans) and Chink (a derogatory term for Chinese or Asians in general). It is not meant as an insult as it is actually a nickname.

Can also be called "Chook", another, different mashup of "Gook" and "Chink".
"It's okay Goink, I will still be your friend even if you are a filthy half-breed."
by IAMGOINK March 08, 2010
To jerk off/ masturbate. Can be used for both males and females.
What are you doing over there? Goinking off?
by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015
To place both your balls in a partners mouth, then repeatedly slap their nose with your tumescent penis in a vigorous manner, preferably whilst waving your other arm in the air.
-Last night I was with a real slut, she let me goink the hell out of her.

by CaptainParty January 09, 2009
The onomatopoeia for being poked in the eye
"Oh crap, that stick just goinked me in the eye!"

"Come here so i can goink you in the eye with my finger"
by GrolschMan February 17, 2010
Derived from the witnessing of actions of the severly mentally handicapped. Word is often accompanied with both arms in motion, hands clasped with only the index fingers extended, right arm pointed upward and left arm pointed to center of body. Meaning is: that is dumb or they, you or I am dumb.
As a Verb: He goinks at the driver for not taking his turn at the stop sign.

As a Noun: Lewis is such a freaking Goink.

As an Interjection: That was stupid, GOINK!

I should know, I made up the word goink. All other definitions are not as applicable, GOINK!

by Somebody that knows Blake April 22, 2007
To be confused in a moment of importance and not realize what you say.
"Damn, I got goinked when my turn came around that I just said the first thing that came to my mind and humiliated myself"
by Anonymous January 19, 2003
a random long hair that grows in a place where hair doesn't normally grow.
Dude, the goink on my eyelid came back...

by lovepie October 03, 2009
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