1. A piece of shit, or the act of shitting.

2. A horrible person.
"Make sure you always take a plastic bag when you walk your dog, so you can pick up the goemaats. You wouldn't want anyone to step in that."

"I'll catch up with you guys later; gotta goemaat and I don't want to wreck a public bathroom like that."

"I really really tried to like her and understand her position, but she's just got no redeeming qualities; a total goemaat."
by theeTSM August 16, 2015
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1. An alcoholic or drug addicted redneck that comes from an inbred family.
2 The act of betraying your closest friends and ruining your entire life.
“Look at Katrina over there smoking cigarettes and drinking beer while she’s pregnant, what a goemaat.”

“I can’t believe Jim stole that boat and went to prison, he totally goematted his life”
by CunningLlama April 16, 2023
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