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God parent

Guardians who agree to love and care for the child as their own. A second set of parents if you will. They promise to be there to guide the child and teach them right from wrong, to love and nurture them as their parents would. In the event that the biological parents should both pass away, the godparents agree to accept the child as their own.
We are so thankful Anna has god parents who spend so much time with her.
God parent by Godwilling May 31, 2017
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God parent

Someone who treat the kids as there spends time with the kid and is there for the kid money wise when real parents can't or just need a little help
Jj god mama is going to buy him diapers . Lisa & Jake are jj god parents . Jake is his god dad
God parent by Jabae moore September 25, 2015

Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
Parent of God by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

fairy god parents 

often occurs when subject is fairy; determined if parents have wings and halo.
Dont get mixed with Fairly Odd Parents-we all have those.
Fairy God Parents are magic.

Godparent 

A phony title assumed by students at Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur to fulfil their desire to guide freshman in college. Usually associated with long facebook posts, and smear campaigns.
He couldn't become a Student Guide, now he has assumed the title of Godparent.
Godparent by hamesquared October 19, 2020

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026