God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003
The voice that talks to you from the announcement speaker.
"Cleanup in aisle 1!"
"God? Is that you?"
by strawberryjello March 04, 2006
dog backwards.
person1:"Hey look its god"

person 2: "No thats a dog"
by person874563 June 08, 2009
level 99 white mage
God casts level 5 world flood, many things die
by dungeon master May 04, 2004
Man's most deadly creation.
billions of people have died in the name of god
by b3n February 13, 2005
a widely known imaginary friend
mommy i didnt do it god did it
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
Universal scapegoat.
When people can't justify their actions through reality, they justify their actions through God.
by GoAskAlex1991 August 01, 2011

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