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someone or something that, in a universal sense, is everything and nothing. a million paradoxes, He or it can represent all that the mind is unable to comprehend, and all it can comprehend. he or it is seen as a father, creator, slavedriver, friend, imaginary being, fate, lifegiver, lifetaker, and much more. Wars are fought in it's name. Kings and rulers have been believed to be it. miracles have been attributed to it. Many people died because of it, or the believed absence of it, and yet so do they live by it and through it and without it. people defy it, ridicule it, curse it, but secretly fear it and pray to it whether they know it or not. Because in a sense everything is everything else, and nothing else. every move is in both God and in something much more mundane. every word is a prayer and a curse, depending on its intention. and so God is there for us if we believe. He isn't there if we don't. but whether he exists or not, does it really change anything here, now?
"God did it.""goddamnit!""this is God's fault.""God isn't real!""god is more real than you can imagine""praise god for this miracle!"

"If God did not exist, it would have been necessary to invent him."-Voltaire
by Axle May 21, 2004
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003